Thanks, but no thanks
I didn't come here to dance
I'm with somebody, I'm afraid I'll have to pass
Two years ago he left me
Now his memory's back around
One's a couple, baby
Two's a crowd
We came in here to be alone
NoTV, no telephone
Two ol' flames out on the town
One still burns, and one's burnt out
One's a couple, baby
Two's a crowd
They institutionalize people
For acting like I do
Drinkin' with somebody
That ain't in the room
Can't you see we're busy
Trying to work our problems out
One's a couple, baby
Two's a crowd
We came in here to be alone
No TV, no telephone
Two ol' flames out on the town
One still burns, and one's burnt out
One's a couple, baby
Two's a crowd
We came in here to be alone
No TV, no telephone
Two ol' flames out on the town
One still burns, and one's burnt out
One's a couple, baby
Two's a crowd
One's a couple, baby, two's a crowd